Anything at all.
Despite the early start, and the pouring rain. My housemate was there laughing at me and saying that he wouldn’t go in today if it was him, especially for just one stupid lecture etc etc.
Despite all that I laughed and bode him farewell. I pressed the button to open my umbrella, and;
The entire top of the umbrella just flew. Right. Off.
Like it sprung out to full size and then just kept springing. Off into the rain 4 feet in front of me.
So now I’m not going to uni.